Yo! Lets like have a bodacious good time by going back to the days of metal bands and big hair, dudes.    It will be radical - like tubular, dude! Toooh-tally tubular!”

You should like totally bring some grindage (a snack or pack of drinks) to share or the kids will freak out and be like "yo! where's the beef?". 

All homeboys and homegirls welcome!  Be there or be square.  

Fly 80s garb not required, but considered bad to the bone.  

Cost $5 - includes skate rental...get the ticket?

Yo, mamas - it's a most excellent opportunity to let the kids learn from fashion tragedies of the past.